Two Ewoks invited an Imperial Officer to lunch.They are as cute, as dangerous, being able even to throw Stormtroopers! No matter if you like them or hate them, you’ll like the jokes about Ewoks! “Uh, excuse me, is that crossguard lightsaber for sale?”Įven though Ewoks are not the most strange and epic race of Star Wars universe, these teddy bears remain the favorite characters of the films for many fans.Q: What did Finn do after the Force Awakened him? A: Rose.
Life would be better if instead of arguing, people lightsaber battled each other.Q: What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? A: Time to get a new chronometer.I’m trying to think of a good joke about star wars.What do you call an Italian crime lord that lives on Tatooine? Pizza Hutt.Why did Darth Vader go to the music store? To find the hidden rebel bass.One says to the other, “Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?”Īnd the other answers, “Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg.” How long does a jedi sleep? One jedi night.Even though they definitely aren’t sweet or kind, they will make you have a good laugh! Finally, dark humor is often better than any other! If you can’t imagine your life without this cult franchise, you will like these bad puns.
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